A crazed woman in Akron, Ohio was so angry after her boyfriend ate all the salsa, she stabbed him! First she stabbed him with a pen, then a knife, and even tried to break his tv by knocking it onto the floor. Luckily he caught it, despite his injuries. That’s true love (for the TV. They clearly have no love for one another). He was arrested after fleeing the scene. No word in whether they made up after.