Attention whores, this is how you do it! A lot can be learned from this girl who has managed to reallllllly stretch her 15 minutes.
She’s far too young to have seen Baywatch in its heyday in the early ’90s.
But clearly a fan of leading lady Pamela Anderson – whose character CJ Parker was famous for her slow-motion running along the beach in THAT skimpy red swimsuit that was the stuff of many a teenage boy’s fantasies – Courtney Stodden did her best reenactment on September 26.
Taking to the beach in Los Angeles with pal Anderson Brooks, the 20-year-old left VERY little to the imagination in her teeny tiny scarlet one-piece, giving onlookers an absolute eyeful as per her obvious intention.
Her ridiculously huge surgically-enhanced bosom made an impressive grab for freedom, poking out not only up over the low-cut neckline but also on either side of her swimsuit, which was cut-away rather daringly.
The very minimal amount of material also exposed her pert derrière, the fabric cutting up between her cheeks in a Brazilian style, with an equally sheer, high-cut covering on the front.
The pneumatic blonde wore her tatty long platinum hair extensions in an almost crimped style that tumbled down to her waist, her face framed by some shorter natural tendrils.
As always, her make-up was heavily applied, certainly not in keeping with her surroundings.
She wore thick black false eyelashes and smoky shadow, her plump pout kept a more natural soft pink hue.
After reconciling with husband Doug Hutchison in August, her impressive sparkling wedding bling was firmly in place on her left hand.